birthday special PT intelligent commedies...............

Birthday special PT intelligent commedies.....

Pt Swapnayodu…

Swapne Oru Poocha Karanjaaal Enthaakum??

Swapna: Myau…

PT: Ennal teacherey 100 Poocha Karanjaal Oru Penkuttiyudey Name Aakum, Entha Name???

Swapna: Sorry Ariyilla PT.. Whats is that?

PT: Soumya (Sou = 100), ayye , Swapnakku Onnum Ariyilley????

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PT : Trainil rathri muzhuvan urakkam vannilla mukalile seatil ayirunu.

Swapna : PT-kku ennal exchange cheythudaruno.

PT: Aarumai cheyyana? Tazhathe seatil arenkilum vende!!

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Ananthuvum PT-um Swapnayum dinner kazhikanirikkunnu…….
Swapna : Ananthu inu ninak amma ‘kanji’ tharam…
Ananthu (PT-ye choondi kond): ennennekkumai ee “kanji”ye enikku thannille? ath pore……………?

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Teamil bahalam undakkunna team members-nodu

Team lead: “Whats the matter ?”

Budhimaanaaya team member PT, high school-le pazhaya ormma vech: “Matter is something that occupy space and has mass”

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PT: Swapnee, innu class edukkan vanna gurunu bhayankara maraviya.

Swapna: Athenna

PT: Guru boardil Mahabharatham annu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu arennu.

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PT- ”swapne ee mutta eduthondu po..enikku kaananda..
Swapna - ”enthu patti PT..mutta kazhikkunnadhu naladhalle”
PT- ”e mutta kaanumbo enikku mathsil kittiya mark orma varunnu..konu po e mutta, veruthu poyi…”

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PT: chetta oru pepsi
Kadakkaran : mone evide pepsi illa
PT: annal oru mirinda thaa
Kadakkaran : PT ithu medical shop annu evide cool drinks onnum illa
PT: pinne enthinada koppe ni evide fridge vechekunae ……

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PT wins 10 crores from lottery ticket. Dealer gave 7 crores after deducting tax.

Angry PT: “Give me 10 crores, otherwise give my 20 Rs back!!”

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Kudichu poosaayi Baril ninnum varunna PT-od achan : ” Eda ithu nallathaano ?? ”
PT : ” Illacha Vyajanaa.. namukku vere Baril pokaam ”

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